Feb 25, 2013 12:05am EST
it have been if the tiger got loose and ate giuliana rancic? i did well on my oscar pool. i had "argo" for best picture, daniel day-lewis for best actor and ernest borgnine for the in memoriam montage. i won. i feel bad for anne hathaway. she realized her lifelong dream of winning an oscar and all people want to talk about is her nipples in that dress. the nipples almost poked through the dress. this is a big event. you have to sand those down. jennifer lawrence won the award for best actress. every night in hollywood you see beautiful women going home with little bald men. tonight is the only night they're actually happy about it. it's crazy. "argo" won best picture, ben aflekt wasn't even nominated for best director. next year he should get a nomination for whatever he directs, even a documentary about yoga pants. another winner tonight was "amour." i don't usually go for foreign films, but if you see one movie this year about an elderly man wiping the spit off his incontinent's wife's face in french, this is the one, raves peter travers. one of my favorites of th
Feb 25, 2013 6:00am PST
on the best-selling novel about a boy adrift at sea with a tiger, won the most oscars, four, including best director for ang lee. >> thank you, academy. namaste. >> reporter: he played one of the greatest presidents in history, and "lincoln's" actor daniel day lewis, had a first of his own. winning three oscars. >> i'm so grateful. >> reporter: she took a tumble heading to the stage, but everyone else was on their feet when "silver linings playbook" jennifer lawrence won for best actress. >> you guys are standing up because you feel bad i fell, and that's really embarrassing. >> reporter: host seth macfarlane struck a cheeky tone from the beginning, skewering stars and poking fun at himself during a visit from captain kirk. >> seth macfarlane, worst oscar host ever. it's that bad? >> reporter: music was the theme of the night. and the show boasted full throated performances from the cast of "chicago," "dream girls," and "les miserables." ♪ >> reporter: and music was a part of the 150th anniversary tribute to james bond. shirley bassey got a standing ovation after belting out "goldfinger."